This is a day that will go down in the history books. Not from scientific breakthrough, glorious achievment, or heroic action. No, this day will go down in history as a day of outrage, outrage against a horrific foe: those who would be known as online poker. This foe treads across countless souls on the path to their final destination, using the most despicable weapon of mass destruction: spam.
From this day forward, as the executive-person-who-pays-the-ISP-bills of strafenet.com, I officially declare this website to be in a state of war against online poker. It was the enemy who provoked us with the first act of war. We did not start this war, but I promise, we will finish it.
Consider your days numbered, online poker. As a great citizen once said, “we will find you, we will hunt you down, and we will kill you”
-Tim