Examples of organizational masturbation…

Posted on October 27th, 2006 by Chris.
Categories: Business/The Software Industry, Chris, General/Misc., Thinking Outside the WTF.

1. Award shows

“Ah…(waving his arms to try and quiet the crowd) Stop! Shh! Ah, I’d like to thank God, my mom, my dad, my beautiful fiancee who I love more than anything in the world, General Hospital, wonderful cast; Sarah Brown, Kimberly McCullough, Ron Hale, Tony Geary, Maurice Benard; John Homa, I love you, ABC, Wendy Riche, Elizabeth Courty, Bob Guza, Mark Teschner, Jeff Ballard, Jim Warren, thank you, I LOVE YOU!!!”

2. Honor societies

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Golden Key is a mission focused, values based and demographics driven organization.

Mission: To enable members to realize their potential by connecting individual achievement with service and lifelong opportunity.

Values: Integrity, Collaboration, Innovation, Respect, Diversity, Excellence, Engagement.

References

[1] http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/lot/8416/emmyspeech98.html

[2] http://goldenkey.org/GKweb/WhatIsGoldenKey/MissionValuesStrategicPlan/

Coming next: greenwashing and excellence

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Some inspirational words

Posted on October 25th, 2006 by Chris.
Categories: Chris, General/Misc., Politics.

Optimism

(courtesy: Motivator: Create your own custom poster)

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Marketing WTFs: HUGE opportunity

Posted on October 23rd, 2006 by Chris.
Categories: Business/The Software Industry, Chris, General/Misc., Thinking Outside the WTF.

Have a marketing WTF? Tell us about it! outsidethebox@strafenet.com

Perhaps the best part of this company is their commitment to intensity, even in their typeface. Like, I’d totally want to work there and OMG they even have BAGEL FRIDAYS. LMAOMMMMG!!1one

(Needless to say, they’ve already got my résumé.)

DigiStooge

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Who is killing who?

Posted on October 22nd, 2006 by Tim.
Categories: General/Misc..

For some reason, people think I’m a sick bastard when I tell them that losing 3000 soldiers is insignificant. Lets put this into perspective by having a little quiz. How many people were killed in WW2? (Don’t cheat!)

A) One Hundred Thousand
B) One Million
C) Five Million
D) Ten Million

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