97!/temporary retirement

Posted on December 29th, 2008 by Chengstein.
Categories: Games, Minesweeper.

wahoo!  I finally got below the century mark.  I think i’m going to temporarily retire from competitive clicking.

Also, here is something interesting.  Apparently I now qualify as an “expert”, according to this site http://www.minesweeper.info/scorelists.html.  In case your too lazy to go there, it requires a 6 in beginner, 35 in intermediate, and 99 in Expert.  I now have a 3, 35, and 97.  This means i just squeeze into the requirements.  Also, in case your wondering, the world records on that site are 1, 10, and 37.7

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No, Cheng is a stooge

Posted on December 28th, 2008 by Chris.
Categories: Chris, Games.

See the great q section for why Cheng’s a stooge but not necessarily a tuskaninny.

Golden axe has some issues

Golden axe has some issues

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liu is a stooge

Posted on December 28th, 2008 by Chengstein.
Categories: General/Misc..

your a stooge

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Sumo and new sweeper record

Posted on December 27th, 2008 by Chengstein.
Categories: General/Misc..

This is a slight record, the last known record was by liucipher at 36.  I think this will go down slowly, although i’m uncertain as to how low, likely under 30 with the “perfect storm”.

There have also been some rumblings in Canadia as to Sumo matchups.  Liu vs. Gas and Samuel L vs. Gas have both been mentioned.  So here are my Canadia rankings and some logical reasoning.

1)Chengameepheus- Clearly has the strongest legs of the group.  Long arms are good for the sumo slap.  The most interesting matchup would be vs. Job or Gas.

2)Job- Probably has the biggest arm muscles in Canadia.  One cause for concern is the knee bones, which could prove to be a weakness while locked up.  Job vs. Gas would be interesting.

3)Gas- The darkhorse of Canadia.  Doesn’t really have any advantages, except for the use of timba gas, which causes symptoms ranging from slight naseua to labored breathing to sudden bursts of forward progress by gasket.  Grudge matches against Liucipher and Samuel L would be funny matches.

4)FM-  Would normally be ranked slightly higher, due to a knowledge of leveragology.  Major weakness is a shoulder that pops out more often than a kurt warner-held football during a sack.  FM vs. Fatafile and Wall-E would be pretty even.

5)Fat- This is where the ranking gets hard, the bottom bunch are nearly interchangable parts.  Fat doesn’t really have any advantages, but he have any disadvantages, which makes him gas without gas.  Fat does have the Thal advantage, but i’m not sure what that has to do with Sumo yet.  I’d like to see the Gas/Fat or Fat/E matchup.

6)E-  E has sudden burstability, which means he could knock people out at the start.  But if he doesn’t have a burst head start, he’s probably in trouble.  Wall-E would likely have to do switcherooski’s to win in most cases without the fast start.  E would make a good matchup vs most, but the best would be E vs. Fudgemaster General.

7)Liu-  I was going to put Liu in last, but he has the chance of winning via pressure points.  I’d still bet against him, but not all the time.  Liu vs. Samuel L would be somewhat amusing.

8)Samuel L- L is a stoogepot and I don’t really know how bad or good he would be.  I’m not sure what his best matchup would be, but he would probably be good as a stoogepot vs. Gas.

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