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This just in
Posted on November 8th, 2004 by Chris.
Categories: War on Poker.
This morning, we intercepted 42 messages for texas holdem poker trying to spam their way into the blog. We take this a sign from Allah that He wishes Us to change the Warning level to 42:
Other messages from the Great Satan have also managed to infiltrate their way into the blog. The wily terrorists have changed from writing texas holdem poker in our posts to texas holdem, but believe and be afraid, O You who profane the Blog: Allah is All-Forgiving and Most Merciful, but He will not suffer the blood of the Innocent. Take warning, cowards and criminals!
Allah be praised.
-Chris
P.S. don’t write holdem in your comments or they’ll be blocked.
warning update
Posted on October 29th, 2004 by Tim.
Categories: General/Misc., War on Poker.
As a result of the brave fighting of the men and women of strafenet.com (A precinct of Canadia) we have decided to change the warning level.
Good news in the war on poker
Posted on October 29th, 2004 by Chris.
Categories: Chris, War on Poker.
Readers and friends,
Approximately one hour ago, our forces captured a movie ticket and a five dollar movie gift certificate at the official floor poker tournament. This occured after a four-hour confrontation in which our players engaged forces from all sides. While the majority of the fighting is over, there is still work to be done and we will inform you as more intelligence becomes available.
This is a great victory in the war on poker, and I am proud of the man and woman who fought to make this day a reality. The war on poker is not over. Today we have engaged the enemy, and today we have prevailed. But what makes the readers of the Blog of Justice, the men and women of Canadia, and our brave soldiers in the field great, is our unified and persistant resolve. Heroes are not made in the course of days; they come from continued strength of character, our unwillingness to give up no matter how intimidating the foe or how daunting the obstacle.
We are proud of the men and women who continue the fight against poker. We will win this war. I see it won in the heart of every soldier and the hope of every reader.
Thank you for your courage. I ask God’s blessings on you all and wish you all a good night.
-Chris
new poker alert
Posted on October 29th, 2004 by Tim.
Categories: General/Misc., Tim, War on Poker.
We don’t know where. We don’t know when. We don’t know how. But something bad is gonna happen.
